Posted: October 16, 2010 in Eats!

Monopoly at McDonalds. Just another way to kill yourself slowly.


I’ll give you the highlights here. If you figure the odds and eat just Big Macs, to win five hundred dollars you’ll have to eat 476,991 of Two might be beef patties with thousand island “special sauce”, wilted lettuce, McDonalds trademarked process cheese like food, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun that might once have been wheat. All of that adds up to:

257,575,140 calories.
13,832,739 grams of fat.
496,070,640 milligrams of sodium.
21,464,595 grams of carbohydrates.


Yeah, they have a right to offer giveaway promotions to increase their sales. I have a right to tell you how stupid you’d be for thinking you might win something other than a larger gut.

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